tinnyhouse:

i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name

(via gaygo)

tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

(via delicatelephant)

sparklesparklelittletwink:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

#and as they say goodbye they fuck you over

(via brightleaves)

yiaichenn:

221b-mine-please:

pirenstoletheimpala:

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now

Damn math fandom bloggers

shut your pi hole

(via disturbinglyreassuring)

nyozeka:

aligra-mace:

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

wich can turn into a cantalope .. wait thats the melon thin how is this fictional bunny with dear/moos horn thingys?

are you okay

(via gaygo)